If My Life Were A Movie

If my life were a movie, This would be my soundrack:

Beginning text:
“The following movie has not been rated by the motion picture association of america. Viewer discretion is strongly advised”

Waking up:
“Get up” Technotronic

Best friend scene:
“Lean on me” – The temptations

First date:
“Let’s get drunk and Screw” by Jimmy Buffet

Falling in love:
“I want your sex” – George Michael.

Making love/having sex:
“Closer” by Nine Inch Nails

Arguing with a friend:
“Highly Illogical” by Leonard Nimoy

Breaking up:
“Get the fuck out of my House ” by Two Live Crew

Thinking deeply about things:
“The EBS tone” by the Emergency Broadcase System

Broken heart scene:
“Achy Breaky Heart” by Billy Ray Cyrus

Nervous break down:
“They’re coming to take me away! Ha! Ha!” by Napolean XIV

Driving a car scene:
“Asshole” by Dennis Leary
or “Star Trekkin'” by The Firm

What life has taught you scene:
“Dare to be Stupid” by Weird Al Yankovic

Flashing/going back into past:
“When I was a rich girl” – Michie and Louchie Lou

Party:
“1999” – Prince

Happy dance:
“Dance of Joy” by Balki
or “Happy Happy Joy Joy” by Ren and Stimpy

Regret:
“I don’t like the drugs” by Marilyn Manson

A long night alone scene:
“Dancing with Myself” by ly Idol
(Now Im sure theres a parody to “Celebrate” but I couldn’t find one!)

Death:
“The Imperrial March” by some Orchestra that did the Star Wars soundtrack

The End text:
“If you’re taking this seriously, you need your head examined like I do!”