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Long survey thingy.. Why not. I was bored. 😉

LAYER ONE:
— Name: Jason
— Birthplace: Atlanta, GA
— Location: Long Island (NY)
— Gender: Male
— Eye Color: Brown
— Hair Color: brown
— Age: 27
— Height: 5’9
— Righty or Lefty: Righty
— Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

LAYER TWO:
— Your fears: Don’t know.
— Your perfect pizza: Ham and Pineapple 😉
— Goal to achieve: Win the lotto. Retire by 30 a millionaire.

LAYER THREE:
— Your thoughts first waking up: It’s too early to think! Snooze!
— Your best physical feature: My long hair.
— Your bedtime: 5 AM
— Your most missed memory: So many good memories of friends, lovers, family. Hard to chose just one.

LAYER FOUR:
— McDonald’s or Burger King: MickeyD’s!
— Single or group dates: Both. Depends.
— addidas or nike: Nike
— Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
— Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
— Cappuccino or coffee: coffee. with just milk

LAYER FIVE:
— Smoke: nope
— Cuss: I’ve been known to on occaision
— Sing: Maybe in the shower.
— Have a crush: Always
— Do you think you’ve been in love: Absolutely
— Want to go to college: I have, and I would like to go back and take some classes.
— Liked high school: No.
— Want to get married: If I meet the right person, Sure
— Believe in yourself: Yes
— Get motion sickness: Sometimes. Not lately though
— Do you think you’re attractive: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In a word, not entirely, but I don’t think I’m ugly either.
— Think you’re a health freak: Most definitely not
— Get along with your parents: Yes
— Like thunderstorms: No. Though the lightning is cool, they’re wet and cold and loud.
— Play an instrument: Keyboard (Piano), Learning guitar slowly. (very slowly), Spoons!

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3. What is on your desk right now?
A pile of crap! 🙂 Keyboard, Mouse, Wacom Tablet, CD’s Books, Disks, etc…

4. Would you rather need medical attention because you accidentally got a large marble stuck up your nose or because you got your head stuck between the bars of a wrought iron fence?
If you stop laughing the marble will come out of your nose easily!

5. A quality in either of your parents that you hate that you are starting to see in yourself, and scares you because of it
Not sure

6. Favorite sounding curse- fuck
Fuck-a-duck (in the Slang dictionary. Read it in middle school. Still think it sounds funny!)

7. Color of your bedsheets right now- white
Black

8. Something you’re finally done that you’ve been wanting to for a while, only to be greatly dissapointed.
Something?

9.The emotion you feel the majority of the time
Lately, Happiness, Prior, frustration

10. The age you were when you found out what sex was and how you found it- don’t remember
Sometime in Middle School.

11. The age you lost your virginity
I was 18

12. How old were you for your first kiss
I dont recall specifically, but I was in elementary school. 2nd grade I think.

13. Your first boyfriend/girlfriend
April

14. Gold or silver?
Silver

15. Favorite muppet
Gonzo, but WHAT is he?

16. If you could travel back in time to tell yourself one thing in order to change the present for the better, what would it be?
The winning lotto numbers for the Mega Millions are…..

17. People you owe money to right now(how much optional)
Just the credit card companies and my parents….

18.An item of yours that an ex-friend/lover has that you miss greatly
Nothing. I get my shit back!

19. List all scars, diseases, broken bones, and any general form of pain your body has or has gone through
My brother once slammed my finger in the basement door. I banged my head into an open window in middle school and needed stitches. Thats about it

20. A very possible way you see your self dying
I don’t see myself dying. But if I did it must be an out of body experience.

21. Movies that you have seen where at the end you say
This is rare, but there have been one or 2. I can’t remember them offhand though. I see so many movies.

22. Best game show of all time
Double Dare

23.Someone you could easily blackmail
You!

24. A specific thing you hate in people that you will never understand
Stupid people…. Use your head. We all have bad days and brain farts, but come on….

25. A nauseating smell
The smell of the chemicals aisle in the Wal-Mart garden center.

26. Favorite time of the year(be specific)
January, My birthday and JaypoCON!

27. A form of government that could be better than democracy(if it was effective starting tommorrow)
I’m in charge! 🙂

28. Movie that represents the 80’s the best
The Breakfast Club

29. Favorite thing you’ve been for Halloween
Lucky the Duck (or Quacker the Wal-Mart duck)

30. Fast food you refuse to eat
All of it after eating it too often.

31. Something you flaunt to others
My long hair. Especially to friends who just cut theirs!

32. What you think of your first name
I like it

33. Climate you prefer
Sprintime in NY… cool, warm breeze. Not hot but not cold either.

34. Famous people who if you met them, you would spaz out
I have met plenty of famous people and havent spazzed out yet.

35. Bodily mutilation you want, but most likely will never go through with-
I’ve always considered piercings, but wuss out every time

36. A discontinued product the world needs back
You’d think this would be easy for me… I have gone blank. I KNOW that there’s something I’ve said I want that they dont make anymore…shit! SHIT! SHIT! Brain fart!

37. Any band(s) whose album you regret buying- I regret buying Justin Timberlake
Who buys albums CoughKazaaCough?

38. A genre of music you are interested in, but too lazy/embarrassed to get into- None. I don’t really care what other people think. So what if I like oldies?

39.Types of animals you have had
A dog (Dalmation), Lizards (Anoles), Gerbils and Fish

40. Crimes/offenses that shouldn’t be
Seat-belt laws! Why the fuck should I get a ticket because I dont want to protect myself!
Cell phone laws. If the phone is the problem, the PERSON shouldn’t be driving!

41. Character from Winnie the Pooh you most closely relate to
Dunno. Pooh. Always getting myself into trouble. lol

42. Something you did in childhood, out of ignorance, that you would never do again out of disgust
I dunno. I would do it all again! 🙂

43. Culture with the worst fashion
Who am I to judge other culture’s fasion. My own fasion sense isnt all that. lol

44. Roughly how many times do sexual thoughts come into your mind in an average day?
Approximately 27 of the 26 hours in the day

45. List any addictions you have
Computers, The Internet, Digital Photography

46. The year of your life that brings the best general feelings
Now

47.Worst memory of school
Being threatened to be turned in for federal violations by the principal. (he was bluffing. lol)

48. Your New Years resolution and its status
To not make any…and I uphold that one every year!

49. General areas you hang out at at nighttime
Dunkin’ Donuts, Jilliand and Diners.

50. Worst tv/cable channel
Public Access, though while the worst, it’s also the best!

51. An artist you admire
Most musicians in a general way, though there’s no one artist that I hold above others.

52. Best boardgame of all time
Twister (co-ed naked)

Have you ever . . .

Walked around naked?: yes
Had your picture taken?: yes
had your picture taken while naked?: yes, but IMMEDIATELY deleted.
Been mooned?: Yes
Mooned someone else?: no
people have pictures of my ass?? Nope
Been kissed?: yes
Been past 2nd base?: sex: yes, baseball: yes
Gotten in trouble with the cops?: Minor traffic violations
Gotten in trouble with the cops w/o your parents finding out?: n/a
Gotten something odd pierced?: No
Gotten a tattoo?: No
Of what?: …..
Stolen?: Yes, but when I was younger. Porno mags, stuff from school, ordered from a CD company under a fake name and they shipped the stuff so I kept it.

Lied to hurt someone?: Unfortunately
Lied to help someone?: Yes
Told a member of the opposite sex that you love them?: Of course
Not told a member of the opposite sex you love them and you should’ve?: Absolutely
Thought a teacher was hot?: no

If you could . . .

Change your name, what would it be?: Jaypoc
Spend a million dollars on ONE thing, what would it be?: A Computer/entertainment center
Live anywhere, where would it be?: Right here/NY/Long Island
Marry anyone, who would it be?: Someone beatutiful, fun, sexual, witty and abe to deal with me 🙂
Have one supernatural power, what would it be?: X-Ray Vision 🙂 or Invisibility
Be a fly on the wall for one day, where would it be?: You mean I cant fly from window to wndow? 🙂
Escape to anywhere right now, where would you go? Nowhere in particular
Meet any famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?: I dono’t know. I have met many.
Ask God one question, what would it be?: Who made you up?

DO YOU…

like cats? yes
have a boyfriend/girlfriend? not now
wear underwear? usually
listen to punk rock? sometimes

LAST THING YOU…

Bought? A $400 flash for my new camera
Did? Woke up
Ate & drank? Vegetarian Middle-Eastern Stuff (not my normal diet)
Read? Friend’s LiveJournals
Watched on TV? Either the Charmed Season Finale or Enterprise. It’s been a few days

EITHER / OR…

01. club or houseparty? Doesn’t matter if I’m among friends
02. tea or coffee? Coffee
03. high achiever or easy-going? Moreso easy going but somewhat both
04. beer or cider? Hard Cider, Mead and Liquors. No beer!
05. drinks or shots? Both
06. cats or dogs? Dogs
07. single or taken? Single
08. pen or pencil? Pen
09. gloves or mittens? Gloves
10. food or candy? Food
11. Cassette or CD? CD
12. snuff or cigarettes? Neither
13. Coke or Pepsi? C-C-C-Catch the wave! Coke!
14. hard or mild alcohol? Hard!
15. matches or a lighter? Lighter
16. sunset beach or the bold and the beautiful? Are those soap operas or somethin?
17. Ricky Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Throw em both to the dogs.

WHO DO YOU WANT TO…

01. kill? Nobody
02. shag? There’s a few people on this list lately. Now will I have a chance is another story.
03. slap? Nobody
04. hear from? Old friends, New Friends!
05. get really wasted with? Who cares, as long as we get along!
06. tickle? Marissa, I tried but she is either not tickelish or held it in.
07. look like? Me
08. be like? Mike. No I dunno. lol. I am happy to be myself.
09. avoid? Stupid People
10. tease? See #2 🙂

FAVORITE:
01. food? Lobster
02. drink? Alcoholic? Kamakazis
03. color? Red or Blue
04. album? Durran Durran Greatest Hits
05. shoes? My eccos.. Comfortable… Casual…Dressy..all at once.
06. site? http://www.jaypoc.com is an AWESOME site. Loving www.illwillpress.com now also
08. song? None right now. Changes from day to day
09. vegetable? Raw brocolli with onion dip
10. fruit? Strawberries
11. berry? See #10

YOUR DAY:
Morning. . .
1. What’s your favorite breakfast cereal? Special K
2. What’s the first thing you do upon waking? Hit snooze
4. Do you have normal sleeping habits? sorta
5. How many hours of sleep you average? Lately, been getting 7 tp 10 hours a night
6. Get on the Internet before work/school? Yes, sometimes
8. Sing in the shower? yes…

Noon. . .
1. What’s your favorite fast food place? Mickey D’s
3. Bring your lunch or eat from a vending machine? Bring
4. Eat in a group or alone? Group if possible. Schedule doesnt always allow
6. Gossip? I try not to, but sometimes
7. Do you brush your teeth after every meal? No..
8. Chew Trident? I do I do…sometimes
9. Are you eating anything right now? nope
10. Slept past noon? yes!
11. Do you talk with your mouth full? I try not to

And Night. . .

1. What is your favorite sleeping position? With a beautiful woman at my side… other than that, on my side with a pillow curled up under my arm/leg
2. Do you dream in color or black and white? color
3. Do you sleep alone? Mostly
4. have you ever been in a bar? yes
5. How about a gay bar? no
6. Do you drink? sometimes
7. Do you drink and drive? no
8. How about drugs, do you do those? nope
9. Do you carry condoms? Sometimes, if I think I’ll need them. Recently, no 🙂
10. Name something stupid you’ve done while drunk? I get very clingy-happy-lovey when I get drunk. lol
11. What are you doing next Saturday night? Hosting a singles meet at Jillians in Farmingdale.
12. What do you sleep in? Just pajama bottoms.