Disaster is my middle name
Here’s the scenario…. I’m in the shower about to shave. I have a glass on the window sill along with 2 bottles of shampoo, 2 bottles of conditioner, My shaving cream, soap, etc…
I put conditioner in my hair. Work it in, as I bump the shampoo which in turn bumps the conditioner which begins a chain reaction of everything crashing down into the tub.. Including the glass which I used to rinse off the razor…..
It shattered into hundreds of pieces. I’m fortunate that I didn’t slice my feet up! I jumped but stayed remarkably still at the same time….
Why does this stuff alwats happen to me? lol