Tonight rocked big time! I got tix to see Jackie ‘the Joke Man’ Martling (former costar on The Howard Stern Radio Show) performing live at the Vanderbilt in Plainview, NY. The show was awesome. Jackie had me laughing non-stop the whole time…..
Now, anyone who knows Jackie the Jokeman, knows that at the end of his shows, he plays “Stump the Jokeman”. Basically, you tell him the 1st part to a 2-line joke and if he can’t get it you get a T-Shirt or equivalently lame prize…
I STUMPED THE JOKEMAN!
With my line, “What do you feed a gay horse?” I had Jackie stumped…. At first I thought that he was just leading me on, but when he finally gave up and asked me the answer I nearly got a standing ovation from the entire audience when I shouted out (flamboyantly flailing my hands in the air), “HAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!”
🙂 The Jokeman gave me the “I stumped the Jokeman” T-Shirt, the Stump the Jokeman VHS Video and his “F. Jackie” Audio-CD….
Dude! That’s awesome! THat is one of my FAVE jokes. In fact, I told it just today.
What do Gay horses eat? Heeeeeeeeey.
SO! Did you get my e-mail?
Also, currently, my webworld is totally DOWN.
But I digress. hehe Please write back about what I told ya. I need to pick your brain.
Oh god. I was online at 1am last night. o m g
Mercifully, my message to you was legible and sane.
Now I must scour LJ in search of other posts I don’t
recal making.
I have already deleted the HUGE post I made about Jenna.
Damned freakin’ Jager.